If you go to this river,you might be able to catch a rare Virgin Pixi Faerie in a glass bottle and make her your waifu

My water got so hot today, that by the time I went to boil some for dinner, it was still so hot that it took barely any time to start boiling. IT WAS FUCKIN PRE HEATED WAHTAH I TELL YA.

Oh yeah, no tools cus it's a Soviet bike. That means it doesn't need repairs or maintenance of any kind, forever. It has UNPOPPABLE TIRES

Here are some random realization I had today:

I'm better at throwing a lighter than a baseball

Heat stroke immediately follow by swimming gets you kinda high

Fish that are used to people swimming and diving fishing act kinda like seagulls. And they're kinda smart