Random shit:
Horses have sad horsey eyes, and they are teenage boys. They pop boners at random times, usually about every five seconds
I wonder how we altered the waterways in arid or semi arid areas. Connected creeks and ponds together to increase water flow or things like that.
I saw a bumper sticker that said "stop seizures", I think it was a low key cannabis legalization sticker
Roads were strewn everywhere so we can drive our fire breathing steel monsters at 80 mph while looking at the grand canyon in our rear view mirror. And so that we can get McDonald's and Walmart cheaper
Beetles need to go on disability, I always see them flopping around on their backs helplessly. They appear to have fucking evolved the ability to flail their legs around like windmills to get out of this problem. Despite that, from what I've seen they more often just flop until the wind blows them over. The wind is their welfare
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